"By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband and husband. You can kiss the groom."

-- Conan O'Brien

#New York Quotes #Husband Quotes #Kissing Quotes

“The beauteous dragonfly's dancing By the waves of the rivulet glancing; She dances here and she dances there, The glimmering, glittering flutterer fair. Full many a beetle with loud applause Admires her dress of azure gauze, Admires her body's bright splendour, And also her figure so slender...”
“The loss of a mother is always keenly felt, even if her health be such as to incapacitate her from taking an active part in the care of the family. She is the sweet rallying-point for affection, obedience, and a thousand tendernesses. Dreary the blank when she is withdrawn!”
“If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes.”
“To write, you need to find what you love.”
“Well obviously, when you're in a band you have to diplomatic about things. Everybody wants to put in their two cents and while sometimes it works, often times it also doesn't, and a lot of times it leads to arguments, like when there's too many cooks in the kitchen.”

Source : Source: theindiespiritualist.com
“Power, as in the power structure, is why we are still using gas in cars.”
“Give money to universities — that would be asking for trouble. All those places do is turn out more Communists.”
“That man is a creature who needs order yet yearns for change is the creative contradiction at the heart of the laws which structure his conformity and define his deviancy.”

Source : "Sisters in Crime: The Rise of the New Female Criminal". Book by Freda Adler, 1975.

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