"Donald Trump is the grandson of German immigrants. Don't worry. The last time a German guy with crazy hair took over a country, everything turned out fine."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Country Quotes #Crazy Quotes #Hair Quotes

“The proud man can learn humility, but he will be proud of it.”
“Just this week, my husband proposed a plan for schools and libraries to develop their own plans to keep children from finding indecent material on the Internet as an alternative to a Congressional proposal that would require a federally mandated solution.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
“You are going to end up as one of those sad old men who poke around in rubbish bins.â€ â€œIâ€™m going to end up in a hole in the ground... And so are you. So are we all.”
“I'm going to escape now.”
“The problem is the people who tend to be the best organized are the most radical and the most vicious.”

Source : Twitter post from Dec 27, 2014
“They set great store by their gardens . . . Their studie and deligence herein commeth not only of pleasure, but also of a certain strife and contention . . . concerning the trimming, husbanding, and furnishing of their gardens; everye man or his owne parte.”
“My wife and I have mellowed out as we've gone along. With the first baby, when she cried, we'd think, Oh my God, what do we do now? But with Finley, our fourth - he's the easiest baby ever, and I think that has a lot to do with the fact that we're much more relaxed these days.”
“To the eye of failure success is an accident.”

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