"On a trip to Israel, Sarah Palin asked the Israelis why they're apologizing all the time. They responded saying, 'Because we told everyone Tina Fey was coming.'"

-- Conan O'Brien

#Israel Quotes #Fey Quotes #Apologizing Quotes

“Thomas reached out and took my hand, turned it palm up, and said, "I believe that's healing very nicely." Aunt Charlotte opened the door just as he turned my hand over again and brushed a kiss across my knuckles. I experienced a nearly overpowering desire to hit him in the eye.”

Source : Patricia C. Wrede, Caroline Stevermer (2014). “The Cecelia and Kate Novels: Sorcery & Cecelia, The Grand Tour, and The Mislaid Magician”, p.92, Open Road Media
“I think more important than law is the hearts of people.”
“Sometimes healing comes after helping someone that is going through the same trauma you went through. Help yourself by helping others.”
“The actual infinite arises in three contexts: first when it is realized in the most complete form, in a fully independent otherworldly being, in Deo, where I call it the Absolute Infinite or simply Absolute; second when it occurs in the contingent, created world; third when the mind grasps it in abstracto as a mathematical magnitude, number or order type.”

Source : "Mind Tools: The Five Levels of Mathematical Reality". Book by Rudy Rucker, 1987.
“You gotta have a body.”
“Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do not look upon it as a punishment, but rather as a privilege... We are very proud of you, and want you to have a good education. This note will self-destruct in five seconds.”
“I want to play as soon as possible, You want to play but I don't pick and choose. It's not my job.”
“We're not at war with all Muslims, we're at war with a subset of Islam that believes in killing in the name of religion, as jihadis do.”

Source : Source: abcnews.go.com

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