"As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened."

-- Gary Gulman

#Teacher Quotes #Children Quotes #Charlie Quotes

“I believe I may so, looking into my own heart, and speaking as in the presence of God, that I have never know one moment of bitterness or resentment.”
“I think as women and men become more conscious, the terms "woman/man" begin to lose meaning.”
“Spiritual blossoming simply means blossoming in life in all dimensions - being happy, at ease with yourself and with everybody around you.”
“Growing up the son of a director has made me very aware of the various turns that a directing career can take. Sometimes your films turn out exactly as you want. Sometimes they don't. I spent a lot of my childhood on sets. I think as a joke, my father gave me a line of dialogue in each of his films during the worst moments of my puberty.”
“It's now much more 50-50 in favour of Everton.”
“I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.”
“Films are fantastic - they are one of the peaks of human narrative. But I'm sorry to break the news to the movie industry: So is a video game.”
“In art, theories are as useful as a doctor's prescription; one must be sick to believe them.”

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