"For the first time since 2007, the FDA Has approved a new device to treat obesity. The amazing breakthrough is called a vegetable."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Fda Quotes #Vegetables Quotes #Firsts Quotes

“I am out of humanity's reach.”
“When I first started playing guitar, everyone was playing Chuck Berry and B.B. King licks. I decided I was going to find other avenues of expression.”
“I've enjoyed doing Wolf Blitzer's program, and I even enjoyed having a heated debate with Bill O'Reilly. I will do it any time.”
“For One in such a lofty position to stoop so low is a marvel that is staggering. What sublime humility and humble sublimeness, that the Lord of the Universe, the Divine Son of God, should stoop as to hide Himself under the appearance of bread for our salvation! Behold the humble way of God, my brothers. Therefore, do not hold yourselves to be anything of yourselves, so that you may be entirely acceptable to One Who gives Himself entirely to you.”
“Aggressive capitalism leads the world, and we can see the results, especially in Europe: more poverty for the vast majority, and more riches for a few.”

Source : Source: progressive.org
“The character of instrumental music... lets the emotions radiate and shine in their own character without presuming to display them as real or imaginary representations.”
“Like a work of art, we exceed our materials. Science needs art to frame the mystery, but art needs science so that not everything is a mystery. Neither truth alone is our solution, for our reality exists in plural”
“I donâ€™t mind losing as long as I see improvement or I feel Iâ€™ve done as well as I possibly could.”

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