"I'm working on something a little different. It's a technique I call, 'tantric abstinence.' Now, the way this works is I meet a woman, I charm the heck out of her, and then right as she's considering sleeping with me, I say something so awkward that she leaves and I have to start over again with another woman entirely."

-- Christian Finnegan

#Sleep Quotes #Starting Over Quotes #Awkward Quotes

“To speak a language is to take on a world, a culture.”
“I think hip-hop does a very good job of infusing comedy and humor and wit into music, a lot more than other genres.”
“I think we're dealing with a realm of human experience that doesn't get all that much attention on television.”
“No one likes my books except the public.”
“Soldiering is a very important profession, is it not?”
“No. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long; you're just sad, that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling? Well, when I get it the only thing that does any good is to jump in a cab and go to Tiffany's. Calms me down right away. The quietness and the proud look of it. Nothing very bad could happen to you there. If I could find a real-life place that'd make me feel like Tiffany's, then - then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name!”
“The best way to avoid danger is to meet it plump.”

Source : Quoted in Sir Jonah Barrington Personal Sketches and Recollections of his ownTimes (1827).
“Anything that exists on the human palette is, from my point of view, fair game for artists to portray. You don't have to go see it if you don't want to, so don't go.”

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