"The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented."

-- Gary Gulman

#Coffee Quotes #Keys Quotes #Paper Quotes

“Fear is an insidious virus. Given a breeding place in our minds ... it will eat away our spirit and block the forward path of our endeavors.”
“I try to put out fires when bizarre rumors get started.”
“To a brave man, good and bad luck are like his left and right hand. He uses both.”
“In a civilized society, all crimes are likely to be sins, but most sins are not and ought not to be treated as crimes. Man's ultimate responsibility is to God alone.”
“I think increasingly consumers are judging the quality of their travel and hotel experiences by their ability to have access to basic technologies, including Wi-Fi.”

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“When she wraps her arms around my neck, all I want to do is protect this girl for the rest of my life.”
“Death is loneliness in its purest form ...”
“A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Every time he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else.”

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