"My cousin Louie, we walk into a bar, and he says, Dom, I think that waitress knows me. What do you think she knows, Louie? The fact that your belly came in four steps ahead of you?"

-- Dom Irrera

#Cousin Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Bars Quotes

“Age for me is just a number.”
“Science is organized knowledge.”
“Having a leading man who is actually prettier than you are is quite upsetting.”
“A lack of affiliation may mean a lack of accountability, and forming a sense of commitment can be hard without a sense of community. Displacement can encourage the wrong kinds of distance, and if the nationalism we see sparking up around the globe arises from too narrow and fixed a sense of loyalty, the internationalism that's coming to birth may reflect too roaming and undefined a sense of belonging.”
“I still think most writers are just kids who refuse to grow up. We're still playing imaginary games, with our imaginary friends.”

Source : "Ian Rankin: 'I am, of course, a frustrated rock star'" by Euan Ferguson, www.theguardian.com. November 17, 2012.
“It takes a long time to appreciate one's parents.”
“Nothing changes like changes, because nothing changes but the changes.”
“Most movies, I forget about them while I'm watching them. I go every single day. But I've never thought about participating in any way. It's like being at home all day. It was never a goal to me.”

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