"I don't take too many things too seriously."

-- Brad Williams

“Man is a wonder to himself; he can neither govern nor know himself.”
“Faithfulness requires the courage to risk everything on Jesus, the willingness to keep growing, and the readiness to risk failure throughout our lives.”
“As long as they are medicated the right way with the asthma medicine they won't have any problems.”
“I will say that Rick will probably die before the end of the book. I'll go ahead and put that in print. Nobody's safe. I've almost killed him three times already.”
“The role of the schoolmaster is to collect little plastic lumps of human dough from private households and shape them on the social kneading board.”

Source : Edward Alsworth Ross (2009). “Social Control: A Survey of the Foundations of Order”, p.168, Transaction Publishers
“I have a deep, deep love for sneakers.”
“For me personally, as I said, I want to serve my country. I've done it once, and I'm still in the army, I feel as though I should get the opportunity to do it again.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“The key to success is for you to make a habit throughout your life of doing the things you fear.”

You may also like:

Adam Carolla
Comedian
Bill Burr
Comedian
Carlos Mencia
Comedian
Dom Irrera
Comedian
Doug Benson
Comedian
Jay Mohr
Actor
Jim Jefferies
Stand-up comedian
Jo Koy
Stand-up comic
Ralphie May
Comedian