"I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me."

-- Brad Williams

#Opposites Quotes #Confusing Quotes #Knows Quotes

“It is clear to all that the animal organism is a highly complex system consisting of an almost infinite series of parts connected both with one another and, as a total complex, with the surrounding world, with which it is in a state of equilibrium.”
“The power to prevent violence is a power that no police force seems to have anywhere in the United States.”
“A human life is a story told by God.”
“And I kissed him back so hard, like I was trying to merge our bodies through our lips.”
“If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?'”
“The essence of the liberal outlook lies not in what opinions are held, but in how they are held; instead of being held dogmatically, they are held tentatively, and with a consciousness that new evidence may at any moment lead to their abandonment.”
“What a child does when not told what to do is the final indicator of what and who that child is.”
“When writers are self-conscious about themselves as writers they often keep a great distance from their characters, sounding as if they were writing encyclopedia entries instead of stories. Their hesitancy about physical and psychological intimacy can be a barrier to vital fiction. Conversely, a narration that makes readers hear the characters' heavy breathing and smell their emotional anguish diminishes distance. Readers feel so close to the characters that, for those magical moments, they become those characters.”

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