"When you talk about modern comedy I think there's a big three right now, and that's Louis C.K., Bill Burr, and Jim Jefferies. I don't think anyone's doing it better than those three guys."

-- Brad Williams

#Thinking Quotes #Guy Quotes #Three Quotes

“When you look at the homosexual agenda, I cannot support something that I believe brings nothing but self-destruction, not only physically but of their soul.”

Source : "Virginia candidates for governor square off in prime-time debate", www.foxnews.com. September 25, 2013.
“Opinions only carry weight in the second or third person.”
“His gift is slower than Jane's. It creeps. It will touch us in a few seconds.”
“People say I am against Darwin. That is ridiculous.”
“I like laughter around me.”
“The invasion of Lebanon by Israel .. is a monstrous injustice. I side with the resistance to that injustice. Hizbollah is leading that resistance. I do not hesitate to say .. that I glorify that resistance. I glorify the Hizbollah national resistance movement, and I glorify the leader of Hizbollah, Sheikh Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah.”
“The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.”
“The most important thing in life is not to capitalize on your successes-any fool can do that. The really important thing is to profit from your mistakes.”

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