"I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't."

-- David Letterman

#Believe Quotes #Government Quotes #Oil Quotes

“I'm not about being sexy. I'm about the music.”
“Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.”
“Nowadays people seem to switch schools, either because they have to, and certain schools only serve certain grades, or because they move to a different place or have some particular interest, but I was in the same school for 13 years”
“I don't cook, but I would love to learn.”
“My daddy was a carpenter that worked with the Jones boys, who are the most notorious in America. The black gangsters, you know, they were no joke. And he was their master carpenter. He used to build their homes, and all I saw when I was 11 years old were dead bodies and tommy guns and stogies, and backrooms, you know, Drexel Wine and Liquor, with the big piles of money underneath.”
“We have so many opportunities in first world countries. Let's not squander them by focusing on obstacles-real or imaginary!”
“Whatever energy you put out there, that's the energy you're going to get back.”
“What if?' history is a tricky game, but there is no doubt that the senior planners of D-Day - including Eisenhower and the British general Bernard Montgomery - believed that the Double Cross operation had played a pivotal role in the victory.”

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