"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."

-- Steven Wright

#Sarcastic Quotes #Cat Quotes #Sarcasm Quotes

“A utopia cannot, by deï¬nition, include boredom, but the 'utopia' we are living in is boring.”
“Population, when unchecked, increases in a geometrical ratio. Subsistence increases only in an arithmetical ratio. A slight acquaintance with numbers will shew the immensity of the first power in comparison of the second.”

Source : Thomas Robert Malthus (1959). “Population: The First Essay”, p.5, University of Michigan Press
“There is no one on Earth quite like you. No one can compare to you. Three questions: Do you realize how special you are? Do you believe how special you are? Do you demonstrate to the world how special you are? Donâ€™t live your life trying to live someone elseâ€™s life. Be you!”
“If luck weren't involved, I'd win every tournament!”
“You have to endure what you can't change.”

Source : Marie (de France) (1978). “The lais of Marie de France”, Dutton Adult
“I don't have any regrets. When I quit college and moved to Los Angeles to become an actress, it was so that I would not look back and have any regrets.”

Source : "Amy Weber ...bikini babe". AskMen Interview, www.askmen.com.
“I told him it was law logic-an artificial system of reasoning, exclusively used in courts of justice, but good for nothing anywhere else.”
“Stories aren't about things. Stories are things. Stories aren't about actions. Stories are, unto themselves, actions.”

Source : "Don’t Write What You Know". www.theatlantic.com. August 2011.

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