"It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark."

-- Rodney Dangerfield

#Respect Quotes #Dark Quotes #Army Quotes

“This is my invariable advice to people: Learn how to cook- try new recipes, learn from your mistakes, be fearless, and above all have fun!”

Source : Julia Child (2009). “My Life in France”, p.261, Gerald Duckworth & Co
“Give your fullest attention to whatever the moment presents.”
“It's been a lifetime of trying to have less beef. Beef comes very naturally to me. I was born with my dukes up, but that's not always necessary anymore. I have to retrain myself.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“Blunders are an inescapable feature of war, because choice in military affairs lies generally between the bad and the worse.”

Source : Allan Massie (2010). “A Question Of Loyalties”, p.152, Canongate Books
“I was excited about working with Richard Gere. Oh, and Joan Allen! Oh, my God, she is such a force of nature, it's mind boggling.”
“Many problems that confront us today are created by man, whether they are violent conflicts, destruction of the environment, poverty or hunger. These problems can be resolved thanks to human efforts by understanding that we are brother and sister and by developing this sense of closeness. We must cultivate a universal responsibility toward each other and extend it to the planet that we have to share.”
“We have to see that we're a part of each other, and we have to take care of each other. The reason why they have universal health care in Canada and Britain, these other places? Because they believe if one suffers, everybody suffers.”
“It is not strange... to mistake change for progress.”

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