"I like to play video games, I like to keep up with sports, and I just like to spend time with people, because I'm on the road so much that when I'm home, I like to spend time with people that I don't normally get to see."

-- Brad Williams

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“I wonder how often not the intention but the desire springs up in a doctor's mind: 'Can I let this human being out of the trap of Life?”
“Sometimes things change, because there just isnâ€™t any way for them to stay the same.”
“When I was a kid I respected authority, then as a teenager I gave none; in middle age I expected it; now in old age I live by the word.”
“If the liberties of the American people are ever destroyed, they will fall by the hands of the clergy.”
“The only mistake guys can make is to try too hard with their appearance. There's something very unmanly about it.”
“Frankly, our ancestors don't seem much to brag about. I mean, look at the state they left us in, with the wars, the broken planet. Clearly, they didn't care about what would happen to the people who came after them.”
“I'm an Indian-origin painter. I will remain so to my last breath.”
“This tug-of-war often obscures what's also happening between us. I am your mother, the first mile of your road. Me and all my obvious and hidden limitations. That means that in addition to possibly wrecking you, I have the chance to give to you what was given to me: a decent childhood, more good memories than bad, some values, a sense of tribe, a run at happiness. You can't imagine how seriously I take that - even as I fail you. Mothering you is the first thing of consequence that I have ever done.”

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