"Taco Bell is going to start selling nachos and chicken nuggets wrapped in a tortilla. In other words, thank God we're going to keep Obamacare."

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Conan O'Brien

#Obamacare Quotes #Thank God Quotes #Nachos Quotes

“Happiness is the art of learning how to get joy from your substance.”
“Fashion is a completely international business.”
“Rule 1, on page 1 of the book of war, is: 'Do not march on Moscow'... Rule 2 is: Do not go fighting with your land armies in China.”

Source : Speech in House of Lords, 30 May 1962
“Beauty set up distance between other people and me. It warped their behavior.”
“I think you take a job, you owe it as much passion as the job itself demands. And most jobs demand that you be totally committed.”
“It's not what the world gives you, but what you can give it. I'm lucky. I can give the world talent. I can explain it and show it to people. That's what I love doing. I just love it.”
“I'm a firm believer that the wild-card teams, because they're grinding it out until the final days, have a tremendous amount of excitement. That excitement carries over into the playoffs and really helps.”
“I never tire of the heroes that I knew growing up.”

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