"Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“[ My mother] went, OK, I've read the Bible. I've read the Bible again. I'm reading the Bible again. OK, let me - where does this Bible come from? What does this Old Testament speak - who are the Israelites? Who - what is Judaism? And then she went, and I'm going to study that. And, you know, she wanted to almost get to the core.”
“So you get two good hours on the field about every day, you get about an hour and a half in the meeting room and that's pretty much all you need to thoroughly coach your team.”
“You can't have public health without working with the public sector. You can't have public education without working with the public sector in education.”
“Time is the supreme illusion. It is but the inner prism by which we decompose being and life, the mode under which we perceive successively what is simultaneous in idea.”
“The length of life takes the leading place among inquiries about events following birth.”

Source : Ptolemy, Frank Egleston Robbins (1940). “Tetrabiblos”, Loeb Classical Library
“Humility is a quality for which I have only a limited admiration. In many phases of life it is a great mistake and degenerates into defensiveness or hypocrisy.”
“I don't want to stop you. I want you to stop yourself.”
“Any health care funding plan that is just, equitable, civilized and humane must - must - redistribute wealth from the richer among us to the poorer and the less fortunate. Excellent healthcare is by definition re-distributional.”

Source : "'Glenn Beck': Who Is Donald Berwick?". www.foxnews.com. July 09, 2010.

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