"I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances."

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Adam Carolla

#Running Quotes #Car Quotes #Noses Quotes

“Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.”
“Dirk Nowitzki will be better than Larry Bird. I'm a legend killer.”
“Whether we get to avoid pain and suffering or we must persevere in the midst of it, our deliverance comes when we're dragged from the enemy of our souls to the heart of God.”
“Magnetic lines of force convey a far better and purer idea than the phrase magnetic current or magnetic flood: it avoids the assumption of a current or of two currents and also of fluids or a fluid, yet conveys a full and useful pictorial idea to the mind.”
“How fugitive and brief is mortal life between the budding and the falling leaf.”

Source : Thomas Bailey Aldrich (1907). “The Writings of Thomas Bailey Aldrich: Poems”
“In democracy, nobody is above anybody else apart from he who is elected by the people.”
“I have drawn a very close bond to all the military people.”
“It's the actors who are prepared to make fools of themselves who are usually the ones who come to mean something to the audience.”

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