"A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff."

-- George Carlin

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“I've always worked at the piano; I like to hear what I'm doing, I like the sound, to hear the actual sound. I get bored just looking at a manuscript.”

Source : "The Music Show" with Andrew Ford, www.abc.net.au. August 24, 2002.
“Satellite images suggest North Korea is building a light-water reactor and working on uranium enrichment. This is troubling.”
“It's already 95 degrees outside. Mississippi got the most unorganized weather in the nation.”
“The only death I fear is dying ignorant.”
“In other words, you've got a journey as the plot, but it has to be in a lively environment, being able to create the mood. If you read "Pickman's Model," in other words, they're winding their way through the Boston Streets and [H.P.] Lovecraft researched what was there.”
“What monster have we here? A great Deed at this hour of day? A great just deed - and not for pay? Absurd - or insincere?”
“What can wash away my sin? Nothing but the blood of Jesus; What can make me whole again? Nothing but the blood of Jesus.”

Source : Robert Lowry, “Nothing But The Blood”
“Man is nothing else but what he makes of himself.”

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