"Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone."

-- Lenny Bruce

#Funny Quotes #Relationship Quotes #Dog Quotes

“I think the success of democracy is not really police security; it's the presence of a broad middle class. The stronger the middle class of a people is, the less you have to worry about one group coming in and exploiting the democratic process for its own ends.”
“Trying to find a buddha or enlightenment is like trying to grab space.”
“The Bible is authoritative on everything of which it speaks. Moreover, it speaks of everything.”
“When youâ€™re a housekeeperâ€™s daughter, you see the world through a half-open door.”
“I had phenomenal parents. They kept me very grounded, and I lived a normal life.”
“I had a lot of energy when I was eleven and always liked being in front of a camera.”
“Oh God, it's her, run!”
“Even when I think I'm writing really young, they say it's too mature.”

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