"Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you can be a genius, you try and write a postcard you come across like a moron anyway: 'This city's got big buildings. I like food. Bye.'"

--

Jim Gaffigan

#Writing Quotes #Cities Quotes #Bye Quotes

“Those who are critical of Alliance are the same people who have done nothing for 30 years.”
“How do you know love is gone? If you said that you would be there at seven and you get there by nine, and he or she has not called the police yet - it's gone.”
“But she had to know words. She had to know everything.”

Source : Eva Ibbotson (2008). “The Morning Gift”, p.5, Pan Macmillan
“Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?”
“Real philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean.”
“An adventure may be worn as a muddy spot or it may be worn as a proud insignia. It is the woman wearing it who makes it the one thing or the other.”
“It was both exciting and frustrating to work with an orchestral group.”
“Successful organizing is based on the recognition that people get organized because they, too, have a vision.”

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