"Real philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean."

-- Chris Hardwick

#Philosophy Quotes #Real Quotes #Trying Quotes

“A woman has got to be able to say, and not feel guilty, 'Who am I, and what do I want out of life?' She mustn't feel selfish and neurotic if she wants goals of her own, outside of husband and children.”
“Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?”
“It was the German schoolhouse which destroyed Napoleon III. France, since then, is making monster cannon and drilling soldiers still, but she is also building schoolhouses. As long as war is possible, anything that makes better soldiers people want.”
“You talked to me, but you didnâ€™t. I could see you having these two-sided conversations. The things you wanted to say to me. And the words that actually came out.”
“No," he said. "Relius was right and I was wrong. You are My Queen. Even though you cut my head from my shoulders, with my last breath as a noose tightens, to the last beat of my heart if I hang from the walls of the palace, you are My Queen. That I have failed you does not change my love for you or my loyalty.”
“We had an electrical fault about 500 miles into the trip and lost more than half our fuel. We had a fire on the roof. And missed Los Angeles by 3,500 miles at the end of the trip and ending up in the arctic in a snowstorm.”
“This is my life, these are my songs, this is my time and I'm ready.”

Source : Personal Quote, www.imdb.com.
“Compassion is a two way street.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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