"Yesterday Gary Condit spent the whole day attending an agricultural meeting. Boy, that's when you know a congressman's in real trouble: when he spends the whole day actually working."

-- Jay Leno

#Real Quotes #Boys Quotes #Yesterday Quotes

“Everybody will make mistakes, and for some that mistake will rise to the level of being a crime.”
“The reason 99% of all stories written are not bought by editors is very simple. Editors never buy manuscripts that are left on the closet shelf at home.”
“The books from which [children] learn must reflect movement and change and all of the infinite possibilities of minds at liberty.”
“All men are fools, and with every effort they differ only in the degree.”
“Your own beliefs are selecting your genes, and if you don't have the right genes to handle the stress that your in, your belief will rewrite your genes in an effort to do so.”
“Sometimes the reason we do not see the answer is that we are looking too closely at the question.”
“I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable.”

Source : "Watch Jon Stewart Kick a Wrestler in the Nuts on Monday Night Raw" by Ryan Bort, www.esquire.com. March 3, 2015.
“Don't do stuff that freaks him out, like what you're doing now. Do something that makes him happy.”

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