"I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable."

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Source : "Watch Jon Stewart Kick a Wrestler in the Nuts on Monday Night Raw" by Ryan Bort, www.esquire.com. March 3, 2015.

Seth Rollins

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“I don't sing for anybody. I wouldn't sing for the Queen dear.”

Source : "Dame Joan Sutherland, operatic icon". "Sunday Profile" with Monica Attard, www.abc.net.au. 2005.
“Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.”
“You can't be considered a great player unless you win Wimbledon. That's the way it is.”
“It is especially important to encourage unorthodox thinking when the situation is critical: At such moments every new word and fresh thought is more precious than gold. Indeed, people must not be deprived of the right to think their own thoughts.”

Source : "Against the Grain : An Autobiography" by Boris Yeltsin, (p. 172), 1990.
“The global network of DNA-based life emits ultra-weak radio waves, which are currently at the limit of measurement, but which we can nonetheless perceive...in hallucinations and dreams.”

Source : Jeremy Narby (1999). “The Cosmic Serpent”, p.95, Penguin
“Man is always worse than most people suspect, but also generally better than most people dream.”
“A large section of the idling classes of England get their incomes by believing that Jesus was born of a virgin and that Jonah swallowed a whale; and with the progress of science they were naturally finding this more and more difficult. A school of ingenious Bible-twisters arose, to invent symbolical and literary meanings for fairy tales, in order that people who no longer believed could continue with good conscience to collect the salaries of belief.”
“Never give up; for even rivers someday wash dams away.”

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