"Today, Angelina Jolie met with Pope Francis at the Vatican. Long story short: She adopted him."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Long Quotes #Stories Quotes #Today Quotes

“It has been very truly said that the mob has many heads, but no brains.”
“Tis strange,-but true; for truth is always strange; Stranger than fiction: if it could be told, How much would novels gain by the exchange! How differently the world would men behold!”
“The writer of stories or of novels settles on men and imitates them; he exhausts the possibilities of his characters.”
“The establishment of formal standards for proofs about programs... and the proposal that the semantics of a programming language may be defined independently of all processors for that language, by establishing standards of rigor for proofs about programs in the language, appears to be novel.”

Source : "Assigning Meanings to Programs" by Robert W. Floyd, published in "Proceedings of Symposium on Applied Mathematics", Volume 19 (pp. 19-20), 1967.
“When I die, the world is going to talk about me. They will never forget me and I will never have any regrets. If nothing else, the world will know I was here. I think that everyone should make their mark wherever they are. They will talk about you way after you're gone. Make your mark. Live your life.”

Source : Source: www.huffingtonpost.com
“The world of crime is a last refuge of the authentic, uncorrupted, spontaneous event.”
“There's only one that is a little stronger than me: Messi. All the others are behind me.”

Source : "Only Messi is better than me, claims Manchester City's Mario Balotelli" by Marcus Christenson, www.theguardian.com. December 21, 2010.
“Truth is the most powerful thing in the world, since even fiction itself must be governed by it, and can only please by its resemblance.”

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