"LEGO has announced that they are shutting down their U.S. factory and moving it to Canada. LEGO employees say it's their fault because they made the factory too easy to take apart and rebuild somewhere else."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Moving Quotes #Somewhere Else Quotes #Legos Quotes

“How shameful. How predictable! How insipid. And how sweet.”
“To me love is passionate, it is honest, and it is selfless. Love is willing to completely give up your life for someone, to make sacrifices and put them first.”

Source : Interview with Ocean Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.
“Too close a view may interfere with one's grasp of an overall problem or concept”

Source : "Management Science" by Anthony Stafford Beer, (p. 21), 1968.
“The Lord Jesus, everything. In himself worse than nothing. By grace, in Christ, the son of the King.”
“I'm glad I don't have a lot of money in the market. And quite frankly, you'd be better off giving your money to a colorblind roulette addict than put it in the stock market.”
“What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes.”
“But lilies, stolen from grassy mold, No more curled state unfold, Translated to a vase of gold; In burning throne though they keep still Serenities unthawed and chill.”

Source : Francis Thompson (2002). “Poems of Francis Thompson”, p.13, A&C Black
“Bush the father did well in placing his sons as governors and did not forget to pass on the expertise in fraud from the leaders of the region to Florida to use it in critical moments.”

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