"Both are salty, one will give me carpal tunnel, I'll go with the fries."

-- Iliza Shlesinger

#Tunnels Quotes #Giving Quotes #Fries Quotes

“I want to chase the butterflies.”
“My most recent project for The Sims Label (2011 â€“ 2012) involved creating detailed Flash mockups exploring game play and UI designs for two potential online versions of The Sims 4 (The Sims Olympus and The Sims Icarus).”
“We must see what in the Israeli identity - in the Israeli - we can give to other people rather than speaking so often of taking, expanding territory.”
“Malala Day is not my day. Today is the day of every woman, every boy and every girl who have raised their voice for their rights”
“I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.”
“I do not discriminate about size. I design dresses to accentuate a woman's positives, whether you are a size 0 or a size 3X.”
“Best team player? As good as Lebron James is, I have to go with Messi. What he's doing, he's on pace to becoming the best ever.”
“I classify Sao Paolo this way: The Governor's Palace is the living room. The mayor's office is the dining room and the city is the garden. And the favela is the back yard where they throw the garbage.”

Source : Carolina Maria de Jesus (2005). “Beyond All Pity”

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