"Donald Trump is not running for president. This is devastating news for Trump's supporters - all of whom are late night comedians."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Running Quotes #Night Quotes #Comedian Quotes

“I started out in the 'Cure' reflecting things that I thought were important, and it's reached a point where it takes over and becomes the thing that is important.”
“I'm not a music lover in the sense that I look for something to have on. I've never had that attitude to music.”
“Art is one of the few careers without a mandatory retirement age.”
“This human world of ours would be inconceivable without the practical existence of a religious belief.”
“There is no controversy within science over the core proposition of evolutionary theory”

Source : "Opening Arguments Made in 'Intelligent Design' Court Case" by The Associated Press, www.livescience.com. September 26, 2005.
“I write not to record what I think but to discover what I think”
“I think part of my success as an editor came from never worrying about a fact, a cause, an atmosphere. It was meâ€”projecting to the public. That was my job. I think I always had a perfectly clear view of what was possible for the public. Give â€˜em what they never knew they wanted.”
“Of the four billion life forms which have existed on this planet, three billion, nine hundred and sixty million are now extinct. We don't know why. Some by wanton extinction, some through natural catastrophe, some destroyed by meteorites and asteroids. In the light of these mass extinctions it really does seem unreasonable to suppose that Homo sapiens should be exempt. Our species will have been one of the shortest-lived of all, a mere blink, you may say, in the eye of time.”

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