"When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies. They go, "And now his tour is done.""

-- Brad Williams

#Night Quotes #Soldier Quotes #Comedian Quotes

“When the lights don't glow the same way that they used to and I finally get a moment to myself, I will realize you were everything I'm missing and you'll tell me you're in love with someone else.”
“Jesus has given you the right to use His name. That name can break the power of disease, the power of the adversary. That name can stop disease and failure from reigning over you. There is no disease that has ever come to man which this name cannot destroy.”
“People who watch morning television are elderly, infirm or emotionally immature.”
“I can understand the things that afflict mankind, but I often marvel at God those which console. An atom may wound, but God alone can heal.”
“Almost every aspect of its (Federal Reserve) history should be approached with a discriminating disregard for what is commonly taught or believed.”
“I can cite a few cases of where people have tampered around with magic and witchcraft that they've been very severely frightened and traumatised by some of the outcomes. I mean we are playing with fire, and I had to say that.”

Source : "Witches in Queensland?". "The Religion Report" with John Cleary, www.abc.net.au. December 13, 2000.
“In 1950, the biggest amp you could get was no bigger than a tabletop radio.”
“What's most important in a friendship? Tolerance and loyalty.”

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