"Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the U.S. troops said 'Just our luck, we get emails from playmates, but we're embedded with Geraldo.'"

-- Conan O'Brien

#Support Quotes #Luck Quotes #Hearing Quotes

“That great brow And the spirit-small hand propping it.”
“The Italian comes to his table with the same open heart with which a child falls into his mother's arms, with the same easy feeling of being in the right place.”
“Most rats read. Our frustration is, we cannot hold a pen to write.”
“Besides, thinking kind thoughts about Valek could be extremely dangerous. I could admire his skills, and be relieved when he was on my side in a fight. But for a rat to like the cat? That scenario ended only one way. With one dead rat.”
“Being at ease with himself put him at ease with the world.”
“The entire purpose of our existence is to overcome our negative habits.”
“God holds each of us by a string. When we sin, we cut the string. But God ties it up again, making a knot. Each time our wrongdoing cuts the string, God ties another knot drawing us up closer to Him.”
“Most screenplays depend primarily on the vision of a director.”

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