"For strangers, what I get a lot is people calling me the opposite of what I am."

-- Brad Williams

#Opposites Quotes #People Quotes #Calling Quotes

“There would be nothing I could do to you that would harm you more than what you're already doing to harm yourself...You are never going to amount to anything. You will always be the worthless muck people scrape from their shoes. You only get one life and you are wasting yours. That's a terrible shame. I doubt you will ever know what it is to be truly happy, to achieve anything of worth, to have genuine pride in yourself. You bring it all on yourself, and I could do no worse to you.”
“I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews. I would say much more than the Muslims. They have been slandered much more than the Muslims because they are blamed and slandered for everything. No one blames the Muslims for anything.”
“Our breath is brief, and being so Let's make our heaven here below, And lavish kindness as we go.”

Source : Robert William Service, “Reptiles And Roses”
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.”

Source : "1001 Affirmations" - by Herbert P. Windschitl - Poetry, 2003.
“We dribble away our life, little by little, in small packages - we don't throw it away all at once.”
“I think a lot of the time having someone who you, not base yourself on, but can see yourself being after a few years, you can get quite blinded by that, in the same way love can be.”
“To do all that one is able to do, is to be a man; to do all that one would like to do, is to be a god.”
“It's part of the buzz of the city among Christians. It wouldn't surprise me that it got to George Bush. He reads, he picks stuff up, he talks to people. And he's pretty serious about his own Christian beliefs.”

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