"I never wanted to be famous."

-- Dave Attell

“We may make progress only by freeing ourselves from the rut of the past, but without this rut an orderly society would hardly be possible in the first place.”

Source : "The Future As History". Book by Robert Heilbroner, Chapter IV, Part 6, The Inertia of History, p. 195, 1960.
“I have learned that what I have not drawn, I have never really seen”
“Why do we kill people who are killing people to show that killing people is wrong?”

Source : "Foolish Notion" (song) (1981)
“The trouble is that we do not have the power of God in a full manifestation because of our finite thoughts, but as we go on and let God have His way, there is no limit to what our limitless God will do in response to a limitless faith. But you will never get anywhere except you are in constant pursuit of all the power of God.”
“I found that golf saved me from going to the pub every day so instead I play golf with other unemployed actors. I'm a member of the Stage Golfing Society and I play golf with all sorts of people.”
“Quick-circulating slanders mirth afford; and reputation bleeds in every word.”
“That which you are looking for may be calling you to seek.”

Source : Phil Cousineau (2012). “The Art of Pilgrimage: The Seeker's Guide to Making Travel Sacred”, p.25, Conari Press
“In your 20s, you learn. In your 30s, you earn.”

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