"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."

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Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Rodney Dangerfield

#Party Quotes #Drinking Quotes #Beer Quotes

“Practical application is found by not looking for it, and one can say that the whole progress of civilization rests on that principle.”

Source : Jacques Hadamard (1954). “An Essay on the Psychology of Invention in the Mathematical Field”, p.124, Courier Corporation
“Gwen?" "Yes." "You know why we have to be together, don't you?" "..." "I'm your selkie.”

Source : Terri Farley (2010). “Seven Tears into the Sea”, p.194, Simon and Schuster
“I like performing, but I usually get really sick when I'm on tour, and it's just hard.”
“In 10 years, I'm gonna be all over. I'll still be doing mad music, I'll be doing a couple movies, maybe some TV. Hopefully coaching some of my son's sports teams and be in heavy daddy mode.”

Source : Source: upc.fm
“So long as new ideas are created, sales will continue to reach new highs.”

Source : Dr. Robert C. Worstell, Dorothea Brande, Claude M. Bristol, Earl Nightingale, Napoleon Hill (2017). “Mindset StackingTM Inspirational Journal VolumeSS01”, p.180, Lulu.com
“I live in a high rise with my family part of the year in New York and I don't know three quarters of the people in the building. We live in the same square-footage and I wouldn't know who they were.”

Source : "Dan Aykroyd for 'Christmas with the Kranks'". Interview with Paul Fischer, www.darkhorizons.com. November 24, 2004.
“I have my ethics and morals. I have my anchor point of what is right and wrong in real life, but I'm not afraid to entertain any and every aspect of personality in relationship to creating a character.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I love playing a character that has more than 90 minutes, and that keeps going.”

Source : Source: www.hitfix.com

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