"Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don't take a comedy course. 5. Read other humorists but don't worship them. 6. Don't get your hopes up."

-- Bruce McCall

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“Another crucial thing the tea party did really well is to focus in on the folks who are more or less on your side, and make sure they are as bold as possible.”

Source : Source: m.motherjones.com
“Guilt is the major motivating force in my life.”

Source : Linda Barnes (2015). “Steel Guitar”, p.63, Open Road Media
“Country music isn't a guitar, it isn't a banjo, it isn't a melody, it isn't a lyric. It's a feeling.”
“I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.”
“We take a drink only for the sake of the benediction.”

Source : "Prince of the Ghetto". Book by M. Samuel, 1948.
“If we knew each other's secrets, what comforts we should find.”
“Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal.”
“Truth is the recognition of reality; reason, man's only means of knowledge, is his only standard of truth.”

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