Bruce McCall famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.
-- Bruce McCall

#Golf #Celebrate #Streisand
It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.
-- Bruce McCall

#Dream #Golf #Self
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.
-- Bruce McCall

#Dog #Golf #Men
Here's a simple way to abolish golf's elitist and exclusionary image and make it a truly all-American sport: ditch that fifties-Republican-martini-drinker's green Brooks Brothers-style sport jacket and make the winner of the Masters slip on something in, say, black leather with plenty of metal studs.
-- Bruce McCall

#Sports #Brother #Golf
I'm a great admirer of cartoons, because I can't do cartoons.
-- Bruce McCall

#Cartoon #Admirer #Because I Can
You can parody almost anything.
-- Bruce McCall

#Parody
Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don't take a comedy course. 5. Read other humorists but don't worship them. 6. Don't get your hopes up.
-- Bruce McCall

#Funny #School #Humor
If the general attitude of Canadians toward their mighty neighbor to the south could be distilled into a single phrase, that phrase would probably be "Oh, shut up." The Americans talked too much, mainly about themselves. Their torrid love affair with their own history and legend exceeded-painfully-the quasi-British Canadian idea of modesty and self-restraint. ... They were forever busting their buttons in spasms of insufferable yahoo pride or all too publicly agonizing over their crises.
-- Bruce McCall

#Attitude #Pride #Ideas

My ball is in a bunch of fern, A jolly place to be; An angry man is close astern- He waves his club at me. Well, let him wave-the sky is blue; Go on, old ball, we are but two-We may be down in three, Or nine-or ten-or twenty-five-It matters not; to be alive, Is good enough for me.
I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.
If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
I think dates considered super corny and cheesy - whether it's going bowling or miniature golf or something where you can be competitive and just have fun with each other - those always make the most memorable dates!
The best stroked putt in a lifetime does not bring the aesthetic satisfaction of a perfectly hit wood or iron shot. There is nothing to match the whoosh and soar, the almost magical flight of a beautifully hit drive or 5-iron.
Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot here.
Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah
As Mr. Nagle so competently points out, almost no one uses Eiffel; in fact until recently there were only 9 users. But now a 10th person just started, so we are holding a conference, appropriately titled the TENTH Eiffel USER conference, to celebrate.
Find the good and celebrate it.
I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

Bruce McCall famous quotes

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