"I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me."

-- Les Dawson

#Wife Quotes #Thank God Quotes #Hissing Quotes

“I like to think that when I fall, A rain-drop in Death's shoreless sea, This shelf of books along the wall, Beside my bed, will mourn for me.”
“Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.”
“We need some imaginative stimulus, some not impossible ideal such as may shape vague hope, and transform it into effective desire, to carry us year after year, without disgust, through the routine-work which is so large a part of life.”

Source : Walter Pater (2006). “Marius the Epicurean: Easyread Large Edition”, p.233, ReadHowYouWant.com
“If I'm not interested in a woman, I'm straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, 'I can't do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!'”
“I am probably responsible for the odd fact that people don't seem to name their daughters Lolita any more. I have heard of young female poodles being given that name since 1956, but of no human beings.”
“When man sends colonies into space, he will be able to mount moveable, sun-reflecting mirrors to simulate rhythms of day and night and even the terrestial seasons...But he doubtless will follow the longstanding American habit of thinking that outer space should, as much as possible, resemble Southern California.”
“Jed Diamond is, quite simply, one of the wisest men writing today on the topic of male emotional and physical health.”
“I'm pretty good at getting things out of the way, especially paperwork. I hate it sitting about, as it somehow weighs me down.”

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