"Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything."

-- Dave Barry

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“The human species really could have faced global thermonuclear war. During seventy years of Cold War we grew used to it.”
“Everywhere I travel throughout Eastern Washington, I hear from people demanding we do a better job of controlling our borders and reducing illegal immigration.”
“The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.”
“God is with us to be utilized. His Power, His Love, His Thought, His Love, His Thought, His Presence must be at our disposal, like other great forces, such as sunshine and wind and rain. We can use them or not, as we please. We can use them in proportion to our ability.”
“The life-fate of the modern individual depends not only upon the family into which he was born or which he enters by marriage, but increasingly upon the corporation in which he spends the most alert hours of his best years.”
“There is a sort of camaraderie that rarely exists except between men who have fought the same enemies and know the same women.”
“We all find time to do what we really want to do.”
“Think I'll flip a coin, I'm a winner either way Mmmmmm, I feel lucky today”

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