"Can't punch women in the face!"

-- Jim Jefferies

“A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.”
“There's a place for all types of country music as long as there is honesty and realness and a real human experience for the fans.”
“Silence, I discover, is something you can actually hear.”
“Many men I come across see women in an antagonistic way, and it's always the basis for a bad relationship. What I mean by that is men who come with pre-conceived notions that women are trying to tie them down, or hold them back, or that women are shallow, or that women are only attracted to money, or whatever it is.”

Source : "Interview With Rising Star Matthew Hussey, Bestselling Author of Get The Guy and International Love Guru". Interview with Nicole Bryl, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 24, 2013.
“I get quiet joy from the observation of anyone who does his job well.”
“The whole essence of good drawing - and of good thinking, perhaps - is to work a subject down to the simplest form possible and still have it believable for what it is meant to be.”
“Young people ought not to be idle, it is very bad for them.”
“Reputation is favorable notoriety as distinguished from fame, which is permanent approval of great deeds and noble thoughts by the best intelligence of mankind.”

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