"Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight."

-- Dave Attell

#Fighting Quotes

“Teachers are by nature idealists, and they believe anything can be learned.”
“I have a truly marvellous demonstration of this proposition which this margin is too narrow to contain.”
“It's essential that we do what's right - not necessarily what appears to be immediately popular.”
“Experience teaches, that men are often so much governed by what they are accustomed to see and practice, that the simplest and most obvious improvements . . . are adopted with hesitation, reluctance, and slow gradations.”
“When you're just writing, you can do anything with it. But with TV, you've gotta work within certain budget constraints, so you've got to pick and choose your battles.”

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“I ask myself why I do it [work]. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it.”
“I love the excesses of beauty, there is never enough sunlight in the world I will live in, never enough room for love.”
“As we have more women in power, so the plays and the TV dramas are reflecting what's happening.”

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