"Los Angeles residents are going to vote on a tax on anything sold in a medical ***** dispensary. If the measure passes the city could be solvent within 45 minutes."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“Commander I believe in God and his son Jesus Christ and because I do I can say this. Private Santiago is dead and that is a tragedy. But he is dead because he had no code. He is dead because he had no honor. And God was watching.”
“People are not used to seeing an older woman on screen, unless she's playing a character role. Why can't they make a movie about a woman who's forty-five who's falling in love or getting divorced? Why does the leading role always have to be a woman who's twenty-three or twenty-eight?”
“Mary Stuart wrote, 'My end is in my beginning.' It is easier to agree with her than to decide what is the beginning, and what is the end.”
“What I enjoy most is that every day I get to play a new character.”
“Android is very different from the GNU/Linux operating system because it contains very little of GNU. Indeed, just about the only component in common between Android and GNU/Linux is Linux, the kernel.”
“The moral miracle of redemption is that God can put a new nature into me through which I can live a totally new life.”
“If Quebecers want to keep the Canadian dollar, they'll keep it - and nobody can stop that, end of debate.”
“I like a bit of eye candy like anyone but to have it solely about the eye candy and have it fall into a category so rigidly as well is wrong.”

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