"Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda?"

-- Gary Gulman

#Iraq Quotes #Ironic Quotes #Als Quotes

“Theorists tend to peak at an early age; the creative juices tend to gush very early and start drying up past the age of fifteen-or so it seems. They need to know just enough; when they're young they haven't accumulated the intellectual baggage.”

Source : Leon M. Lederman, Dick Teresi (1993). “The God Particle: If the Universe is the Answer, what is the Question?”, p.16, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“The problem with heartbreak is that nobody can help you when you're heartbroken. Nobody and nothing. Not the films you watch alone desperately searching for a character who feels the way you do, not the glasses or bottles of whisky you keep by your bed and certainly not Instagram.”
“France was an occupied country, a country that surrendered and was left without the right to choose.”
“Be at least as interested in what goes on inside you as what happens outside. If you get the inside right, the outside will fall into place.”
“It's so difficult, isn't it? To see what's going on when you're in the absolute middle of something? It's only with hindsight we can see things for what they are.”

Source : S J Watson (2011). “Before I Go To Sleep”, p.266, Random House
“The little serpent has left, and the great serpent has come.”
“Embrace the probability of your imminent death....and know there is nothing i can do to save you.”
“Meditation can help us embrace our worries, our fear, our anger; and that is very healing. We let our own natural capacity of healing do the work.”

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