"I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at a World Cup - just pleased to be there."

-- Russell Howard

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“If anyone wants to know why three kids in one family made it to the big leagues they just had to know how we helped each other and how much we practiced back then. We did it every minute we could.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“If the Holy Spirit guides us, He will do it according to the Scriptures and never contrary to them.”

Source : George Muller (2005). “Release The Power Of Prayer”, p.62, Whitaker House
“People feel that building a rocket for Mars is an exciting project, but if you see the refugees around the world and the millions of homeless people, then for me it's insulting that people are fantasizing about leaving planet Earth and going wherever.”
“Well, well, so you aren't going to be a maidservant this time?" said Pippi, stroking his back. "Oh, that was a lie, that's true," she continued. "But still, if it's true, how can it be a lie?" she argued. "You wait and see, it's going to turn out he was a maidservant in Arabie after all, and if that's the case, I know who's making the meatballs at our house hereafter!”
“I only work every couple of years. I go into retirement between films.”

Source : Interview with Spence D., www.ign.com. April 21, 2001.
“Everybody has to know for themselves what they're capable of.”

Source : Interview with TrunkSpace, openthetrunk.com. September 8, 2017.
“Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.”
“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.”

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