"If I existed 200 years ago, all the other farmers in my community would be like, 'That guy is worthless! He's sitting on a rock, jumping up like a frog, coming up with weird concepts and ideas, making faces, and combing his hair into a giant pastry.' It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Jumping Quotes #Hair Quotes #Rocks Quotes

“The world can only be grasped by action, not by contemplation. The hand is the cutting edge of the mind.”
“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.”

Source : H. P. Lovecraft (2016). “THE WEIRD TALES of H. P. Lovecraft: At the Mountains of Madness, The Call of Cthulhu, The Whisperer in Darkness, The Shunned House, The Outsider, Pickmanäó»s Model, The Picture in the House, The Templeäó_: The Greatest Tales of Horror & Macabre: The Cats of Ulthar, The Shadow over Innsmouth, The Colour Out of Space, The Horror at Red Hook, The Strange High House in the Mist, From Beyond, Dagonäó_”, p.261, e-artnow
“At exactly fifteen minutes past eight in the morning, on August 6, 1945, Japanese time, at the moment when the atomic bomb flashed above Hiroshima, Miss Toshiko Sasaki, a clerk in the personnel department of the East Asia Tin Works, had just sat down at her place in the plant office and was turning her head to speak to the girl at the next desk.”

Source : John Hersey (1946). “Hiroshima”
“I'm a DJ. I get the party started.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I really like natural, warm finishes. I like any of the natural stones, the oiled wood that is kind of a pre-finished flooring. I'm very tactile.”
“Politeness is the art of choosing among your thoughts.”
“Books make me feel safe. Books make me feel normal.”

Source : Gary Paulsen (2009). “Notes from the Dog”, p.75, Wendy Lamb Books
“Much of the blame is the malarkey that artists have created to glorify war, which as we all know, is nonsense, and a good deal worse than that â€” romantic pictures of battle, and of the dead and men in uniform and all that. And I did not want to have that story told again.”

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