"People all over the world now are following our election. And according to a new international poll that just came out, I think this came out a few hours ago, this is true, people in Canada want Barack Obama to be the next U.S. president. That's what they're saying. In Canada, yeah. That makes sense, because Obama has the support of Canada's anti-war voters, as well as Canada's black guy. He is very excited."

-- Conan O'Brien

#War Quotes #Thinking Quotes #People Quotes

“Now that we can do anything what will we do?”

Source : Bruce Mau, Jennifer Leonard, Institute without Boundaries (2004). “Massive change”, Phaidon Press
“There is less leisure now than in the Middle Ages, when one third of the year consisted of holidays and festivals.”
“Even now I am full of hope, but the end lies in God.”

Source : Pindar (1959). “The odes of Pindar”
“I'm a tomboy beanpole? I can't use a computer, so maybe I'm a bit out of the loop. I don't know whether to be flattered or not flattered. The beanpole bit, is that good? Can you be a sexy beanpole?”
“I was in them million dollar meetings, he was cheatin. All up in the church, he was sneakin wit the deacon.”
“Some people suffer from the green-eyed monster called envy.”
“Sociology seems to have missed every intellectually promising boat in the last half century.”
“If it would benefit you, I would kill every wolf here. But there are things that you need to do -- and interfering with that is not protecting, not in my book. The best way for me to protect you is to encourage you to be able to protect yourself.”

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