"I'm kinda stuck in that awkward in-between stage where my hair is just starting to fall out, but I'm still maintaining my youthful acne."

-- Greg Fitzsimmons

#Fall Quotes #Hair Quotes #Awkward Quotes

“To be suspicious is not a fault. To be suspicious all the time without coming to a conclusion is the defect.”
“There's a certain secret every actor must have in his work. If you reveal it, you're letting the audience in on the wrinkles and convolutions of your brain. All I want them to do is to see the effect.”
“When youâ€™re young, whatever you do that makes you stand out is a frightening thing. You learn later that thatâ€™s what you want to do, stand out.”
“...I think it was a modest thing I did (Fahrenheit 9/11) ... this is an election year ... I'm not telling them how to vote. I'm saying get information about the issues ... at first there's just silence, then there's 'Yeah!' and then there's 'Boo' ... I have never seen a reaction like this, in all my years of touring ... Clear Channel can't threaten to not play my records because they are not going to play them anyway ...”
“Enthusiasm is contagious, and the person who has it, under control, is generally welcome in any group of people.”
“I love, love, love music - have since I was a kid, and I'm still really into music - and I became a singer because I was too stupid to learn how to play an instrument, I guess.”
“What higher praise can we bestow on any one than to say of him that he harbors another's prejudices with a hospitality so cordial as to give him, for the time, the sympathy next best to, if indeed it be not edification in, charity itself. For what disturbs more and distracts mankind than the uncivil manners that cleave man from man?”
“I can see that if this was an album done 10 or 15 years ago we could see we were moving on to some place else.”

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