"The AMA is urging the Federal Government not to classify ***** as a dangerous drug and do more research. That's what they said. It's a big story, yeah. Yeah, that request came not only from the AMA but also from KFC."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“And it is because a series of elements in Spanish life which operate today the same way as they did in the times of Blanco White made obvious my relationship with him, based on a similarity in Spain's condition.”
“Every time a boy falls off a tricycle, every time a black cat has gray kittens, every time someone stubs a toe, every time there's a murder or a fire or the marines land in Nicaragua, the police and the newspapers holler 'get Capone.'”
“If it be objected that God must give every man an opportunity to be saved, we reply that the outward call does give every man who hears it an opportunity to be saved. The message is: 'Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved.'”
“When short guys start working out to bulk up. I like muscles, but I don't like really buff guys.”
“All through the night, men looked at the sky and were saddened by the stars.”
“Respect for the Truth is an acquired taste.”
“I find overtime exciting. You don't have time to think about anything.”
“My company is an extension of me, so when I designed my stores I wanted people to feel that they were in my home.”

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