"I don't hate other women. Let me rephrase that: I hate other women and men - people in general can be annoying - but I've never disliked a woman for being beautiful."

-- Iliza Shlesinger

#Beautiful Quotes #Hate Quotes #Men Quotes

“The sea has now changed from its natural, to river coloured water, the probable consequence of some streams falling into the bay, or into the ocean to the north of it, through the low land.”

Source : George Vancouver (1798). “A Voyage of Discovery to the North Pacific Ocean: And Round Theworld; in which the Coast of North-west America Has Been Carefully Examined and Accurately Surveyed”, p.210
“The perfect man is someone you love who also loves you.”
“You have a right to your feelings. Your feelings are there to tell you something, but they are not infallible guides to behavior.”

Source : Nathaniel Branden (1998). “Nathaniel Brandens Self-Esteem Every Day: Reflections on Self-Esteem and Spirituality”, p.399, Simon and Schuster
“Every man wants to connect his life with something he thinks eternal.”
“I think that what one can see from a Darwinian account is how the addition of culture in our species turns us into a very special sort of animal, an animal that can be a moral agent in a way that no other animal can be.”
“Youve just got to go with what you have in your pants.”
“If you want to fly higher, first you have to spread your wings.. The worldâ€™s big and there are a lot of places you can fly^^”
“A survey released today found that men spend twice as much on their mistresses for Christmas as they do on their wives. On the other hand, men spend half their income on the wives when the wife finds out about the mistress. So it all balances out.”

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