"President Obama has appointed a new head of the Secret Service. The new Secret Service director was so excited that he jumped over the White House fence for joy."

-- Conan O'Brien

#White Quotes #House Quotes #Joy Quotes

“As a manager, you always have a gun to your head. It's a question of whether there is a bullet in the barrel.”
“But if you listen to great piano players, both classical and jazz, theres a huge range of dynamics and colors and emotional expression thats possible with the instrument.”
“The expression of our truth is an ancient action through which we actually discover our place in the world; the true shape of our being and our individuality. It is how we create firm boundaries and allow others to know who we are and what we value.”
“You couldn't expect anyone else to share your suffering. You had to carry your pain alone.”
“The problems of financing the universities and their intellectual freedom, threatened by political and bureaucratic interference, are problems which are invariant under the ism transformations: socialism, communism, capitalism, or any other ism or ology.”
“I don't have fights with actors. In absolute honesty, I've never fought with any actor ever.”
“I always tell the girls never take it seriously, if you never take it seriously you never get hurt, if you never get hurt you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely just go to the record store and visit your friends.”
“I don't really know what 'community' means. And I never use that word.”

Source : "How Chris Hughes Helped Launch Facebook and the Barack Obama Campaign" by Ellen MvGirt, www.fastcompany.com. April 01, 2009.

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