"Representative Chris Lee was forced to resign after sending a shirtless picture of himself to a woman on Craigslist. On the bright side, he DID surprise his wife for Valentines Day."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Valentines Day Quotes #Wife Quotes #Sides Quotes

“As far as I know, you only get one shot at this life. It only goes round once and time is precious. When I'm not working, you'd better spend that time with someone important.”
“Nakedness of what you do is exactly who you are, and that's how it should come across.”

Source : "Exclusive Track Premiere: ‘Lionheart,’ Negash Ali". Interview with Meryn Chimes, www.interviewmagazine.com. December 9, 2014.
“I've had 14 bookings this season-eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable.”
“Nothing can prepare you for the changes that take place in your life - for the changes, not only in my life, but my family's. Nothing can prepare you for the enormity and the transition that you go through.”
“Ride as much or as little, or as long or as short as you feel. But ride.”
“Ours is an open and accepting society, and has historically provided an avenue for lawful immigration to all those willing to accept the responsibilities of citizenship.”
“it seems a silly kind o' business to bring us into the world at all for no special reason 'cept to take us out of it again just as folks 'ave learned to know us a bit and find us useful.”
“What a mystery this is, desire. The love sickness, the sensitivity, the obsession, the flutter of the heart, the ebb and flow of the blood. There is no drug and no alcohol to equal it.”

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