"If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?"

-- Kristen Schaal

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Moon Quotes

“Would you rather suffer 90 minutes or 90 years?”
“As starving men crave a crust of bread, as choking men thirst for water, so do the righteous yearn for the Holy Ghost. The Holy Ghost is a Revelator: he is a Sanctifier; he reveals truth, and he cleanses human souls. He is the Spirit of Truth, and his baptism is one of fire; he burns dross and evil out of repentant souls as though by fire. The gift of the Holy Ghost is the greatest of all the gifts of God, as pertaining to this life; and those who enjoy that gift here and now, will inherit eternal life hereafter, which is the greatest of all the gifts of God in eternity.”
“Since I was not able wholly to subscribe to any one set of beliefs advanced by any 'guru' I had to fall back on my own, however derivative.”
“I love to travel, it doesn't matter where I am in the world, usually there's a good time to be had.”
“Whenever problems seem to get the best of me, whenever I feel them closing in on me, I go to a quiet place that lies somewhere in my soul. I do not reason, analyze or think. Those will come later. I simply go. From this place of silence, I garner strength and inspiration to stand firm in the face of fire, to be calm in the midst of thunder. When I emerge, the world has not changed, but I have. And in changing, a whole new world is born.”
“The worst of days with Jesus are still better than the best of days without Him.”

Source : FaceBook post by Misty Edwards from Feb 02, 2012
“I've learned that each time you go through a breakup, the pain isn't any more or less intense or hard, but the way you process and get back up can be different when you learn the tools to get yourself back to equilibrium. There are so many lessons that can be learned during times of heartbreak, and there's an opportunity to grow and become more emotionally healthy.”

Source : Source: www.glamour.com
“You have to be willing to sacrifice as much to prevent war, as soldiers are willing to sacrifice to wage war.”

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